Oh, that old oaken bucket Yes, that ironbound bucket Oh, that moss-covered bucket That hung in the well Well, I went for a sip And my heart did a flip There by the old Buck-a-buck-a-bucket That hung in the well It was my fifteenth summer When I met this cool cucumber With a face of an angel And voice like a bell Well, she told me she Played a mill last summer Theater by the old Buck-a-buck-a-bucket That hung in the well She was the hippest of chicks I was a square from the sticks But she dug me, she said Like a daisy digs the dells So each night, I would date her Well, our only spectator Was that nosy old bucket That hung in the well Missy Venus's daughter Never let me escort her Back to her pad at The local hotel I should have Been more suspicious But she came on Too delicious by the old Buck-a-buck-a-bucket That hung in the well It turns out while we tarried She was really very married What I thought was an angel Was pure Jezebel Cause one night We're getting clubby When it walks her Burned up hubby By the old bucket That hung in the well Boy, her scream shattered crystal And her mate threw his pistol Brother, that's when I took off Running just like, well, man Those bullets came a-whining Through the vines that were twining Round that creepy old bucket That hung in the well Oh, that old oaken bucket Yes, that ironbound bucket Oh, that moss-covered bucket That hung in the well There were two loving souls and Now there's just six bullet holes There in that old Buck, buck, bucket That hangs in the well
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